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The Greatest Sword Fighter in the world
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Created on 2004-05-10 16:50:35 (#3106892), last updated 2005-09-14
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| Name: | inig0_montoya |
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"Hallo. I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
""You'll hunt elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center...
...Imagine stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life, and you'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. Jack and the beanstalk, you'll climb up through the dripping forest canopy and the air will be so clean you'll see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison to dry in the empty car pool lane of an abandoned superhighway stretching eight-lanes-wide and August-hot for a thousand miles."
"Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything. "
Cyprus Hill-"Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she's not claimed within the next hour, she will become the property of Blockbuster Entertainment."
"He said 'Danny boy this is a showdown.'
But Daniel was hot, and he drew fast and shot, and Rocky collapsed in the corner."
"I am Inigo Montoya and still the Wizard; come for me!"
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
""You'll hunt elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center...
...Imagine stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life, and you'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. Jack and the beanstalk, you'll climb up through the dripping forest canopy and the air will be so clean you'll see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison to dry in the empty car pool lane of an abandoned superhighway stretching eight-lanes-wide and August-hot for a thousand miles."
"Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything. "
Cyprus Hill-"Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she's not claimed within the next hour, she will become the property of Blockbuster Entertainment."
"He said 'Danny boy this is a showdown.'
But Daniel was hot, and he drew fast and shot, and Rocky collapsed in the corner."
"I am Inigo Montoya and still the Wizard; come for me!"
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